Random Musings

This is a page for random bad ideas, horrible Mary-Sues, poetry, dreams, and any other random thing that pops into my head during the day that I think is fun, horrible....well.....worth sharing!  Enjoy!

Thank you to TUMBLR for this.

Ode to staples

You're silver, you're rusty...you're old and you're sharp!

So long in the archives, you smell like a carp.

So filled with Tetanus, so much of age,

To those that are hidden, you fill me with rage!!

A corner of twenty, a side full of ten,

all pulled out to find more yet again.

My mind filled with madness, my day very dull,

as over and over, each staple I cull.

To replace you with clips, for that I'm too lazy,

and my mem'ries of you often are hazy.

Sudden my time is gone and my head turned to mush,

and home I must quickly, so quickly I rush.

But tomorrow you're there, tomorrow we'll see,

how long I can last, before you poke me.

 -Written for the thousands of staples I have pulled in the archives.

"Senor Don Quixote...having no ass..." -From Beth playing Don Quixote portions for me on LibriVox
*Note, I realize they are actually talking about Sancho but she switched it back before I could hear the rest.  :)

"Butter temple?
I think Buddha. I'm churning this butter for you! AAAH BUDDHA!!" -Special thanks to Dave.  

"...proof that Lamarkian Evolution is the way to go! They live in a land with Magical giraffes!" -Megan on the SG1 ep the Broca Divide

An everyday muse...
Yap!  That is my only response to this pic.

  Thank you to the internet for this pic.  Honestly I found it too long ago to remember.  If you know this pic, please let me know!